I conducted an experiment to see if my kitchen would/could clean itself yesterday.
It will/can not.
I also painted a little, too.
At one point I got a little frustrated when I had to do something on my computer and managed to get tea all over said electrical device and my phone. Thankfully, they are both still working.
So I spent the rest of the afternoon in bed eating rum and raisin chocolate.
Oh, and my mother put me on the phone with Monkey (my pet bird) and we had a chat. Apparently he is loving it on the farm, especially seeing all the different types of birds there, but he misses me. I told him ‘I love you and I’ll see you soon.’ He wolf-whistled back.
Today I’ll see if the dirty clothes in the house wash themselves.
My hypothesis leans towards the negative.